Commentary/Satire by Bill the Butcher
“Better get out of the way if you can’t lend your hand because times, they are a changing!”
So wrote the Prophet, Bob Dylan back in 1964 CE. Each generation since has applied these immortal words to their situation. And, with respect each generation does address challenges seemingly unique to each particular era but when you stand back and look over the scope of history as a whole the axiom, “The more things change, the more they stay the same” becomes clear. It doesn’t matter if it’s an iPhone or a wall phone it’s the same teenager glued to it with the same old conversation. Just different hairstyles.
Grog knocked Ms Grog in the head in 10,000 years BC and Fly Boy passed a joint to Supra Sister yesterday. The song remains the same. So, what’s gonna happen when Trump takes the oath on January 20th? Emperors, kings, and Popes have come and gone and left their fading mark on history. And the present generation will judge all of them by current standards. In one hundred years historians yet to be born will tear Trump a new asshole. Any changes he makes will not work as well in 2125 as they did in 2025. Don’t worry about it, you and I will lie stinking in the earth IF graves are even allowed by then.
Now, all of this having been said, you have to admit that this era has slipped a tad beyond all reason. Subsequent generations will look at us and wonder what was in our minds as we recognized men wanting to be called “Miss,” eating anything that a perfect stranger at MacDonald’s shoved at us through that little window on the side of the building, worried about how hot summer was, and even LISTENED to any little girl from Sweden about ANYTHING. And Ellen didn’t change history at all when she fled America with her umpteenth girlfriend. All because a heterosexual man won the election. We put up with all this nonsense. They SHOULD dig us up!
But times will be changing in the very near future. Or at least a speed check. Yesterday China, Canada, and Mexico said that Trump imposing tariffs would impede some silly-ass “international” agreement allowing them to screw us without even the benefit of a reach around. It would discourage their economies. Mexico has an economy? All these wannabe countries think a lot of themselves while they’re swimming rivers and climbing fences to live in the “Great Satan”.
All children of all generations are born semi-retarded. Just enough brain power to regurgitate the ramblings of some teacher who can’t find a job and likes little girls. In the long run most, not all will be sobered up by mortgages, divorces, and kids of their own who will make them appreciate birth control. But the loudest voices get on the nightly news. Everyone else is working. But humans remain the same. In the beginning God made them male and female. That never changed. From Helen of Troy to Taylor Swift, a woman’s smile can rule the world. The hand that rocks the cradle also rocks the bed. Women are the dominant species. I know! I’ve had six and took 73 years to come to that realization. And with all the abuse men dish out to them it’s a mystery how they consistently outlive big strong men. Grass is never blown down in a tornado. Oak trees are.
And that is the common denominator. That’s why although times may change the clock never does and that clock keeps things steady. The pain of birth is forgotten with the arrival of a new baby. And the pain of life is the same for everyone. We all have it. And it eventually kills us. And our mamas cry.
So as we reinvent the wheel always remember the guy with the new chariot was just as proud as the guy with his Tesla. And baby mama is right there in the passenger seat.
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