Commentary/Satire by Bill the Butcher
I haven’t had this much fun since Velma Prigmore took off her blouse under the bleachers back in high school, and let me tell you, boys and girls, Velma was open for business! Pardon me?
Just when I thought Sleepy Joe couldn’t best himself he goes and tops the time that he stuck his tongue in that little girl’s ear until her eyes bugged out. What were you doing there, Joe? Now I do understand having a family member that you hope disappears during a bad dope deal, we all have one, but damn, Mr President, joining the Cartel and making Donald Trump a prophet all at the same time?
By now you know that Hunter got his citizenship back curtesy of a Presidential Pardon. Yep! Been clean for five years! While before he smoked and toked his way to a lofty position of CEO of Ukraine Consolidated Meth Labs, he is now squeaky clean and ready to do ‘r again! Can I have an amen?
And Joe said his prodigy has been through enough! All those evil FBI guys, The Justice Department, not to mention the ENTIRE Democrat Party screaming “FREE HUNTER!” While Trump is prosecuted for saying his daughter might be cute. Well, DummyCrats, you glued your balls to your leg this time! But, let’s look on the bright side; ain’t no way in hell the rest of the world can take us seriously now. Joe might’ve just prevented World War 3, 4, and 5 in one master stroke!
Trump just plain beat all the dust that the boys in the situation room stirred up against him. All but grabbing women by the No No, but what the hell. You almost have to do that these days when you date a Woke chick, just to make sure it’s a chick so we’ll just have to give Dapper Don a pass on that one.
But one thing we all have to accept. There ain’t no way to untie this knot. I mean, all Nixon did was a burglary and Ford pardoned him. Hey Joe! While you’re at it, why don’t you pardon all them guys on death row in Texas. They’ve suffered enough. And we have some little girl raping doozies down here. Right up your line. End the border crisis by putting in an express lane at the Laredo Bridge. Tacos for EVERYBODY! Give Zelenskyy an atom bomb and the coordinates to Putin’s bedroom. There’s no end to all the good you can do. Hey! While you’re at it pardon my knocking Ken Goman in the head back in ’81! I just saw myself as a hammer and him as a nail. Hey . . . let’s let old Diddy out of jail. We gon’ need some music for this party! Don’t Bogart dat joint my friend, pass it over to me!
Just when we thought it couldn’t get crazier it just did. And Joe stands up there with a straight face and stumbles through a press conference trying to dig himself out of this hole. What you gonna do? He’s got something like a month and change left in office. You don’t even have time to impeach him. Not that it would do any good. Where’s Cumala Harris? Oh yeah. She’s in Hawaii planning her next campaign. You can’t make this stuff up people. And they’ve been running your freaking country! I watch this blonde slut every day making fun of PRESIDENT Trump. Maybe he should grab HER by the No No!
Y’all know this is the end of the Democrat party now don’t you. No way the Jackass Jurisdiction can survive this. You just know the Secret Service is going nuts. I mean, didn’t Joe mumble the pass codes to the CIA data base out on a press conference? Ya’ll didn’t catch that? JESUS!
I’m known for putting Easter eggs in my stuff. Usually a “there” for a “their.” My readers play a game with it. Count the words in this article.
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