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  • LIFESTYLE: Disadvantages Of Marrying A Virgin- Opinion

    Most times when a girl decide to remain a virgin till she gets married,its usually out of indoctrination, or in some rare cases lack of exposure/opportunity.
    Girls,especially in this part of the world are told to remain virgins till she gets married, so that her husband would appreciate her and put a lot of value on her. How true is this?
    Well, if I should discover that my wife is a Virgin on our honey moon,I would be impressed that she was able to hold herself,that shows that she is disciplined. It also gives me some sense of pride that I am the “first” 
    On the other hand…….
    I will feel a bit worried.
    Sex is the number one factor that determines the success of a marriage.
    A virgin would have one or more issues relating to sex.
    There are two categories of virgin(female)
    1)Those that self-service.
    2)Those that don’t self-service.
    A virgin that self-service would be selfish on bed. She would feel she can satisfy herself and probably doesn’t require her husband for sexual fulfilment. Its their kind that would be faking orgasm in bed. They are usually the feminists.
    A virgin that don’t self-service would be a sex maniac after marriage. Especially if her husband is really experienced on bed. All the urges she has failed to satisfy while in her youth would be burdened on her husband. Its their kind that won’t get satisfied after 6 rounds 
    You see. Both kinds of virgin would pose some problems to their husband after marriage.
    Imagine if your wife can’t be satisfied from your joystick, check closely she was/is probably a masturbator while in her youth. Worse of all when she fakes orgasm. Problems would start emerging.
    Imagine if your wife has more libido than you do, after all the hectic pounding and pounding,she starts moving her hands over you while you resting  and then you start feeling insufficient.
    This is my opinion.
    Courtesy of Narialand

  • POLITICS: How Independent is Nigeria's Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC?

    By Efio-Ita Nyok
    In view of the political maneuvers, perceived shady dealings, accusations and counter-accusations between the opposition All Progressive Congress, APC and the ruling Peoples Democratic Party PDP, etc that has characterised the 2015 general elections in Nigeria; and in view of the fact that our political campaigns has not been quite mature in that ours has not been a campaign of issues or ideology but rather sentiments of varied orientations especially but regrettably religion and tribalism; it has become necessary to reflect with a critical bent on our political space with the aim of putting things into perspective and clearing the political cobwebs that may have overshadowed the minds of the less suspicious or even very sophisticated minds as well. While I do not claim unprecendented expertise in essays of the nature, the fact still remains that the question begging for authentic responses still remains: How independent is Nigeria’s INEC?.
    I must admit that, what I term, ‘mechanical wranglings’ which has characterised this year’s general elections isn’t or shouldn’t be viewed as being totally out of place. There are obtainable elsewhere, even in so-called advanced societies. Nevertheless, irrespective of the political shenanigans, there is always an important infrastructure in any political process of this kind to checkmate the unbecoming of major political players, and thereby give credibility to the entire process in the long run. This supposed infrastructure is expected to be above board or unbiased. In fact, it is construed to be independent of whatever influences. It is the objective umpire who determines the rules of the game and is charged with ensuring that actors play according to the set down rules. In Nigeria’s case it’s the Independent National Electoral Commission(INEC).
    INEC has been under the able leadership of Professor Attahiru Jega. He came on board when INEC badly needed a facelift from the disrepute Professor Maurice Iwu sunk it into, in the hay days of former President Olusegun Obasanjo(1999-2007). Jega was reputed to be the right man for the job considering his antecedent in public service as vice-chancellor of Bayero University and Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) boss in the 1990s where he was seen to be oppossing the military junta of General Ibrahim Babangida (IBB) before his appointment as INEC boss on June 8, 2010. Is he still who he is? Or, was he what he was perceived to be?
    Jega slated the 14 & 28 February 2015 date of general elections. But the Presidency for whatever reasons insisted for a change of date. Addressing the Council of State, the INEC boss insisted that he was ready for elections come 14 February. The Presidency had to bully INEC into compliance by using Nigeria’s already biased armed forces who formally notified INEC of its inability to ensure adequate security come 14 and 28 February owing to the security challenge of the country and an intention to have a-6 week operation against the insurgency in the northeast of the country. The mere fact that the Presidency could pull through this clout suggest among other things that INEC isn’t independent as it were. The implications, to my mind, are such that undermine how free, credible, and fair this year’s elections would be.
    To begin with, out of the 68 million eligible voters only 48 million had collected their Personal Voters Cards, PVCs. But Jega’s INEC insisted on their readiness. There may be explanations but other considerations discredit these alleged justifications. For instance, it has been revealed that of the 20 million remaining to collect their PVCs, majority were from the south-east and south-south of the country where we have traditional supporters of the presidential aspirant of the PDP. Why was it so? How did the north succeed to distribute about 95% percent of its PVCs despite the present security challenge?
    Again, How will Jega dislodge the information making the rounds that thousands of Chadians, Cameroonians, and citizens of Niger have been successfully registered in order for them to be employed to rig the elections in favour of the APC seeing that he approved so many registration centres outside the country against international protocols?
    How will Jega respond to the  information suggesting that under-aged citizens have been registered and are seen to flaunt their PVCs in the northern axis of Nigeria seeing that some argue that this is common place in the north? I saw a picture of such kids. It is even estimated that about 3 million of such kids have been registered in Chad, Niger and Cameroon.
    Again, amputees totalling about 70,000 in Zamfara alone have been registered. Millions have been reported to have been registered in the north? How many amputees do we really have in Nigeria, Sir?
    Why are polling materials already been seen in London before 28 March and 11 April? How are these taking place?
    Why are appointments in INEC pro-northerners? These and many other questions seek clarification.
    But, until then, that is, if at all they ever surface, it seems to me that Jega’s INEC is not above board. It may suffice to say that Jega may be an appendage of the northern hegemony who intend to perpetuate the ‘born to rule’ mantra of the north. This is perceived to being the case especially when we recall that Jega as Vice Chancellor of Bayero University had used his privileged position to discourage the proliferation of Christian fellowships in the university campus, but practically restricted Christian campus fellowship meetings to just the chapel, as against the multiplication of muslim campus worship centres in virtually all departments; more still, the contracts he made as Vice Chancellor have been discovered not to be based on due process but was heavily characterised by nepotism. 
    Be that as it may, with the influence from the presidency and that from the APC, it seems to me that this INEC is not independent. As such, the quality of freedom, fairness and credibility is under doubt. The 28 March and 11 April general elections may be another sham.

  • NEWS: Nigeria Female Suicide Bomber Kills Seven In Damaturu

    By Dickson Blessing


    A female suicide bomber had killed 7 people, today Sunday 15 February as she detonated her explosives at a bus station, the police said.

    The police commissioner of Yobe State, Marcos Danladi said seven people have been killed and 32 injured in the explosion.

    The girl had managed to pass through the security check point at the entrance and detonated the bomb at 1:00pm on Sunday.

    An eyewitness Hassan Umar disclosed that the dead were mostly children selling goods at the station, he also said the remains of the young girl showed she is a teenager.

    No proper investigation had been made concerning the bombing but all fingers point to the Islamist sect which have been carrying out recent attacks both in the country as well as Cameroon.

  • NEWS: Obasanjo Accusses Jonathan On Plans To Win Election By Crook.

    By Dickson Blessing
    The former President of Nigeria Chief Olusegun Obasanjo spoke out his displeasure on the shift of the elections saying that President Goodluck Jonathan had forced the INEC chairman Attahiru Jega to shift based on the fact that he would loose the February 14th polls.
    Chief Olusegun Obasanjo likened President Jonathan to the former Ivorian leader who he said kept shifting the date of the polls till he lost to the opposition party and refused to relinquish power to the opposition leader Alhassan Quattara therefore creating crises in Cote d’ Ivoire.
    He said the action was  a bad example of a democratic government and a part of the grand plan of the president to remain in power or create chaos for the country. He strongly  refused that the elections were shifted because of the Boko Haram insurgency in the northeastern part of the country.
     “I was outside the country when INEC announced the postponement. While I was out, I refused to make any categorical statement on this issue because I wanted to come back home and learn at first hand what actually transpired and what was going on, and it turned out to be a forced decision on INEC because it was alleged that the security chiefs‎ were unable to provide security and, as a result, the chairman of INEC had to postpone, in accordance with the dictates of the so-called security chiefs.
    “I thought, for me, that was bad precedent for democracy in Nigeria. It meant it doesn’t matter what preparation or lack of preparation any electoral body could make in Nigeria; the final decision whether election will take place on the day scheduled for it lies in the domains of the security, it is a sad day for democracy in Nigeria.
    “And I will say this: we must all feel concerned before democracy is killed. The observable and what would appear to be happening is that the president has a grand plan, a grand plan to ensure that by hook or by crook, he wins the election or if it all fails, they scuttle it and create chaos, confusion and unpleasantness in the whole country.
    “Because it is the duty and function and responsibility of the security officers to provide security, the President is the Chief Security Officer of the country and he is the Commander-in-Chief and if security is required anywhere, anytime, it is his duty to provide it. Failure to provide it is dereliction of duty, pure and simple.
    “The President is following his own grand plan or his aides and associates are working a script, ‎they are playing a script. What again it looks to me is that the President is trying to play Gbagbo.
    “Gbagbo was the former President of Cote d’Ivoire and Gbagbo made sure he postponed the election in his country until he was sure he would win and then allowed the election to take place. He got an inconclusive election in the first ballot and I believe this is the sort of thing Nigeria may fall into if I am right in what I observed as the grand plan.
    “And then in the run-off, Gbagbo lost with eight per cent behind Ouattara and then refused to hand over. All reasonable persuasion and pleading was rebuffed by him and he unleashed horror in that country until nemesis caught up with him. I believe that we may be seeing the repeat of Gbagbo or what I called Gbagbo saga here in Nigeria. I hope not.
    “Jonathan is scared of handing over to Buhari because the president fears what his successor might do to him and others if he loses the presidential election. The service chiefs, who reportedly failed to guarantee security for the elections, ought to have been fired by the president.
    ‎”It was even made worse when the President in the media chat on the 11th of this month claimed not to have knowledge or not to have authorised it. I get worried, very worried that if the President of Nigeria is not in charge of security, maintenance of law and order and such a decision can be taken behind him, then, there is danger.
    “Assuming that is true, then the President is not ruling and then who are the shadow figures who are ruling us? It means that one day, this country would be plunged into chaos, into commotion, into confusion and the President would say, ‘I do not know about it.’ Of course, President can run but he cannot run pass God.”
    “I wonder what those security people are saying that they will finish Boko Haram in six weeks, what they could not do since 2009. Countries like Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and Colombia have held elections in spite of ongoing wars.
    “Boko Haram problem, as they are now, has been with us since 2009. So, to say that what we have not been able to achieve in six years, we will achieve in six weeks, let us wait and see, that would be my own thing but when people want to make excuses, they should look for excuses that are tenable.”

  • TECHNOLOGY: Funny Nokia BL 5C Battery with A.P.C Tag

    Wonders they say shall never come to an end, as the P.D.P's no 1

    opposing party A.P.C comes up with another campaign medium to all

    nokia users, most especially nokia torch light phones.

    These affirms the popular saying that goes thus 'Never under-estimate

    they strenght of a desperate man' cos he could be very strategic in

    all aspects.

  • RELATIONSHIP: 20 Most Important Things A Lady Wished Her Man Should Know.

    By Lizzy Adie.

    1. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and never allow another to hear it. 
    2. When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh. 
    3. When she’s afraid, protect her. 
    4. When you see her walking, sneak and hug her waist from behind. 
    5. When she looks at you with doubt, back up yourself with the truth. 
    6. Don’t let her have the last word. 
    7  stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. 
    8. When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does. 
    9. Call her sweet names like: beautiful, gorgeous, angel, my world etc. Never say you are hot. 
    10. Call her before and after you are awake. 
    11. Treat her like she’s all that matters to you. 
    12. When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers. 
    13. When you see her crying, just hold her and don’t say a word. 
    14. When you break her heart, the pains never really goes away. 
    15. When she walks away from you, follow her. 
    16. When you see her at her worst, tell her she’s beautiful. 
    17. When she start cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her. 
    18. When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. 
    19. When she’s mad, hug her tight and don’t let her go. 
    20.  When she says it’s over, she still want you to be hers.

  • INSPIRATIONAL: Failure Is A Bruise Not A Tattoo

    Failure is not a permanent mark. Don’t let it cripple you. Let it teach you!

  • INSPIRATIONAL: Excellent Tips For Business

    Simply because people may want you to succeed.. But they likely don't want you to do better than them. Get excited, inside you. Keep it mum, until you have signed that deal. The more you talk about your plans the higher you increase your chances of getting screwed. Surprise them with success… Not announcing how you are going to reach it!

  • VALENTINE SPECIAL: Akpos Jokes

    By Hitler


    Akpos was with his son , when he saw
    his son  girlfriend coming; the following conversation took place:
    Son: Have you come to collect your book titled;
    ”SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T
    UNDERSTAND IT” by Ngozi Okafor
    Girl: No, I want that our hymns called
    ”WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU”
    Son: i don’t have that one maybe
    you should take the other one ”UNDER THE
    MANGO TREE” by Crooks
    Girl: Fine but don’t forget to bring
    ”I WILL CALL YOU IN 5MINS” while coming to
    School
    Son: I will also bring this one too
    ‘I WON’T LET YOU DOWN’ by Chinua Achebe
    Then;
    Akpos: These books are too many, will
    she
    read all
    of them?
    Son: Yes dad, she is very smart.
    Akpos: Okay, don’t forget to give her d one on d
    table titled
    ” AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
    EVERYTHING” by Shakespeare!

    Lolzz one word for akpos?

  • VALENTINE SPECIAL: Stupid Questions People Ask:




    By Hitler

    1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
    Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

    2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
    Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.

    3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife…
    NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
    Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.

    4)Give me your phone number –
    0803476… ….THANKS.
    SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
    Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.

    5)I listened to 9 o’clock news, it
    was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?
    Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.

    6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
    kill insect fast…
    Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
    Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

    7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
    BE THIS?
    Answer: No! Na CHURCH….
    ADD UR OWN JOIN!