Okay, let’s call a spade what it is.
During the campaigns, Buhari said he and his deputy will use one sachet of milk & milo in making their Tea, while condemning the amount Jonathan allocated to the Villa’s feeding.
Now, here we are. From what he budgeted, i think;
1)He’ll be washing his hands with Ciroc
2)Use a customized Louis vuitton hand towel once to clean his hand after every wash.
3)He’ll need to take a flight from his bedroom to his sitting room😕
4)The vehicles at the villa will be using Jet Fuel, and not ordinary Fuel😂😂
5)He’ll be eating Yeezy_Boost Rice, Marc_Jacobs Bean, Pierre_Cardin Soup😀😀
Oh, did you know Buhari purportedly budgeted 10 billion + for Cars at the Villa?
And i heard he spewed a certain Gibberish, aimed at saying he’ll stop the National Assembly of 469 members from buying cars worth 4.7billion naira.
Who is Buhari? Just laugh at the end.
BUHARI IS A FRAUD
FRAUD IS BUHARI
CLASS IN SESSION: class, what is the Comparative for Fraud?
Ans: APC
What is the Superlative For Fraud?
Ans: Buhari.
Good.
Now, class, make a sentence with the word Buhari.
Ans: Abacha is the most corrupt Head of state Nigeria ever had, he Buharied Nigeria of Billions of naira.
Teacher: Good, very good example. Young man, you deserve a double promotion 😂😂😂