Efio-Ita Nyok|6 July 2016|9:23am
There have been a handful of hilarious positions over the failure of the Muslim community in Nigeria to identify the appearance of the crescent moon in the observance of the Holy Month of Ramadan. Excerpt:
A)The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC.
B)The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
C)The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
D)The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
E)The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
F)The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
G)We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
H)Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
I)We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers
J)We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
K)Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
L)We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans
M)We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt. Allah alone is in charge.
N) “I won't lie to Nigerians, the fact is that we all have to endure and make sacrifices. The moon can't be sighted until 7th of August” – Kachikwu
O) Kachikwu should apologise to Nigerians. It is possible to sight the moon before 7th of August – Tinubu
P) It doesn't matter whether the moon is sighted or not, President Buhari will go ahead with Sallah. He's not given to frivolities – Femi Adeshina
Q) We will release bail out funds to restart the moon sighting process for those who have not been able to sight the moon – Kemi Adeosun
R) Since no one can sight the moon, we have negotiated with some Chinese companies to build a moon around the Sokoto axis – Amaechi
I guess you are laughing!
